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when the police were doing the chalk outline of Whitney Houston's body, her spirit rose up & tried to snort it 
Did you hear about the Chinese parents who gave birth to a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
waiting for the men in white coats to come.
"Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself"
One of the guys who works for me down south called in sick early this morning. He sounded like death! I ask, “How sick are you?” and he said, “I just got done doing my sister, is that sick enough for you?”
I think I am going to donate to Haiti and Chili as much as they donated to us when we were struck with Hurricane Katrina…… oh that's right that would be nothing! No one came to help us, and we still haven't finished cleaning up form from our natur
it weird after having a McRib I'm craving watermelon and Red Kool-Aid!?!
The two most annoying things on Earth, unibrows and Indian accents.
So I spent $25.00 for a Tiger Woods DVD titled " My Favorite 18 Holes"....... turns out it was all about golf....
36 medals for team USA thats 3 dozen reasons we are the best
I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler..."
I saw this big guy in brand new Nikes running down the road with a huge TV in his arms. I thought briefly, "That looks like mine." Then I realized, mine wears adidas.
Two lepers went fishing. One cast his arm in and the other laughed his head off.
NOTADDICTEDTOTHOSEENERGYDRINKS!!!!
Orlando: The next spic ruined part of Florida.
99 problems.... but a blessing will come.
I asked my therapist why I was having a hard time fitting in. She said its because she's a virgin and I should go slow.
I disliked the Mexican one simply because you put hafta
Ladies! I may not have the pen!s of a black man but I do have the toung of a lesbi@n.
Thinking about moving to Haiti, so I can get a free ride to the U.S, housed, clothed, $450. food stamp per month, and get government money along with job. 