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   messageicon No I didn't watch the VMA. I was unaware MTV EVEN showed music videos anymore
←Rate | 08-29-2011 06:07 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I found out that ‘Made in China' stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!
←Rate | 09-02-2011 10:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (1)  


   messageicon With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 09:37 by JRF121 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to help me fill blow-up dolls with helium and release them tomorrow?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 20:42 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont see your silence as a punishment, I accept it as a gift, Thankyou.!!.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 10:55 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only people that don't make mistakes are those that aren't doing anything
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugh Hefner dumped at the alter! Thats sad after he wasted those whole 2 months getting to know her.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
←Rate | 06-22-2011 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone tells me smoking is harmful, I throw my cigarette down and say "Serious? There, I've just quit! Quick let's go warn the others!
←Rate | 06-26-2011 08:47 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont you hate when you lying to somebody and someone else come out of nowhere like "oh yeah, I heard about that"..... lol.... NO you didnt, cause I made it up!!!
←Rate | 04-12-2011 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to 'use current location'...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to ABC news the mission to assassinate Osama Bin Laden was carried out by a unit so secret their existence cannot be verified....THE A-TEAM IS BACK!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know...Barbie has an awful lot of nice things for a girl whose knees do not bend.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 13:18 by Randizzle Comments (0)  


   messageicon AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married, There will be no reception.
←Rate | 03-22-2011 09:26 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:09 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon 69% of people; find something DIRTY in every sentence
←Rate | 05-17-2011 03:43 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there is enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts...it probably isn't
←Rate | 01-06-2012 15:50 by lawdawg Comments (0)  


   messageicon not waiting another minute for the lab results... the Valentine cookies from my ex-wife look good and I am feeling lucky.
←Rate | 02-27-2010 04:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it make more sense for laptop makers like Dell and HP to make the cooling fan on the top of the keyboard area instead of having it reach searing temperatures on my lap due to lack of air flow? My name is Randee and common sense was my idea
←Rate | 04-16-2010 14:13 Comments (2)  



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