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   messageicon You'd be surprised how people get the words "f*ck off" confused with "please continue."
←Rate | 11-04-2011 10:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon (on facebook) Friend 1: ugh, I feel so crap I hate my life. Friend 2: aww babe whats wrong??. Friend 1: inbox? Friend 2: yeah okay. Rest of us: well f*ck you then.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 20:18 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The porn industry needs to realize that a 42 year old woman in pigtails and knee high socks isn't "Barely Legal".
←Rate | 03-05-2012 20:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 10:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know things must've gotten serious when you see a gold hoop earring laying in the Walmart parking lot.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 05:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has :/
←Rate | 06-11-2012 20:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago...
←Rate | 09-06-2012 16:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't know fear until you hear someone cough underneath your bed.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 14:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay! I can now afford the iPhone 4!
←Rate | 09-23-2012 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Dr told me to start my exercise program slowly, so today I drove past a store that sells sweatpants..
←Rate | 09-25-2012 12:51 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.
←Rate | 10-02-2012 10:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would never make fun of a fat person at the gym. At least they are trying to do something about it and deserve cheers not jeers.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 09:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can now buy "throw back" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?
←Rate | 02-24-2013 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Piñatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want.
←Rate | 08-08-2012 15:28 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 12:41 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 10 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Price Is Right losing horn should play every time you think you've found a parking space but it's actually filled by a small car or motorcycle
←Rate | 12-27-2012 07:32 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my Friends: I need to be more active & spend less time on the computer, so December 31st will be my last day on Facebook for the year . I will return at the start of the New Year on January 1st. Thank you for understanding, I'll miss you all dearly
←Rate | 12-30-2012 07:20 Comments (0)  



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