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Your first mistake was leaving me. Your second mistake was thinking I would die without you. 
Ladies.... you cannot ruin friendship with sex.... thats like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate syrup.... which btw does not ruin sex either
BREAKING: "Hey, Where Is Everybody?" Says Chilean Miner No. 34
Newt Gingrich is the Republican front runner? I wouldn't bother getting those moving boxes just yet, Barack.
thought of the day .....if I were a dog and you were a flower I would lift up my leg and give you a shower ! lol
the guy that put the laughter in manslaughter...
"Justin Bieber" has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.
The last four letters in "American" are "I can." The last four letters in "Republican" are "I can." The last four letters in "Democrats" are "rats."
Yesterday yet another person jumped the White House fence. It happened again. On the bright side, at least Michelle Obama is finally getting more Americans to exercise.
(_8(I) - Tilt your head to the left. Who does this look like?
Jesus Christ. I'm as high as whoever wrote the Bible.
ATHEISM :The belief that there was nothing then something happened to nothing which magically exploded and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self replicating bits which gained conciousness to debate it.
so he thinks he can make the desicion to change our healthcare over night, comin from a guy who took three months to decide on the color of his new bed room, and 6 months on a dog....
I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person.
loving him some father son and holy spirit right. I love ya Jesus
two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left....
Once you have seen a woman naked... You pretty much want to see the rest of then naked.
All 911 decals have been removed from Police cars in an effort to dissuade Mexicans from stealing them who think they're Porsches.
All this meteor-related violence clearly stems from our cultural obsession with shoot-'em-up video games like ASTEROIDS.
It's a shame that all these die-in protesters aren't actually dying 