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If you believe in reincarnation, will your gravestone say "BRB" instead of "R.I.P."?
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10-12-2010 11:34
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People say I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
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10-26-2009 03:42 by
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Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters.
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01-15-2010 10:37
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wondering why books on "How to make women happy" aren't displayed in the 'FICTION' section
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01-21-2010 06:25 by
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thinking that if ýou make someones day by posting a silly status and never denying that its someone elses ides, whats the harm?
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01-21-2010 07:52
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Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.
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03-05-2010 22:58 by
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The sexual position 69 is now 96, due to the poor economy the price of eating out has gone up
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03-16-2010 10:36
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I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!
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02-15-2013 10:29 by
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Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
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02-22-2013 21:50
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So they pay $1 million for commercials of starving kids but they can't feed them?
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09-18-2012 20:49 by
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They took cigarette ads of TV because it was bad for our nation's health. Sooo....why can't they do the same for political ads?
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10-08-2012 10:27 by
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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
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06-08-2013 11:53
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why don't we get discounts for ringing up our own groceries in self checkout?
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09-05-2013 20:15
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Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?
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02-09-2013 10:51 by
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My favorite yoga pose is the one where I stand upright, watching the class through the window while eating a cheeseburger.
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04-26-2012 20:49 by
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It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate.
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10-24-2011 20:33 by
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I think it's only fair to throw Monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
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12-12-2011 19:15 by
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I'm beginning to think the wireless mouse was invented just so there was one less thing to hang yourself with at work.
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12-14-2011 14:13 by
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When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a blackjack dealer...
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09-21-2015 16:45
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MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore...
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12-11-2013 14:56 by
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