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I fought the law...And the Law won - Mike Brown 
If you swap five copperheads for a rattlesnake, your kids still won't be any safer in the yard. Same with terrorists and traitors.....
wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about
B.I.B.L.E = BASIC INSTUCTIONS BEFORE LEAVING EARTH!
still can't believe there are Obama supporters out there.
"trying to find a better ""status""... "
"Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
Happy MLK day! In honor, I'm gonna start the day with a bowl of chocolate milk, and cocoa puffs.
just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident!!!
it just me, or does cocaine smell really, really good?
Four more years?! I'm praying the Mayans were right now, so it'll only be four more weeks!!
gottenSeeing how fat George Zimmerman has gotten, we need to ask did he shoot Trayvon because he was black or for his skittles.
Hey Jesus...instead of taking the wheel how about paying for gas every now and then.
my daughter asked me, who is that boy on American Idol? I said his name is Ellen Degeneres
Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna
the cause of your drinking problem.
Theres a party tonight. Climb my leg and you can have a ball..
Holy Crap!!!....That was just CRAZY!!!.....Oh well.....Hey folks.new cooking tip 101;-When making beer can chicken.....make sure chicken is dead before inserting can of beer!!..Let me repeat:MAKE SURE CHICKEN IS DEAD BEFORE INSERTING CAN OF BEER!!!!!....
American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has revealed to Rolling Stone magazine that he's gay. In other news, Barack Obama is black, Paris Hilton is kind of slutty, and Clay Aiken is also gay.
The fact that I have a Southern accent, doesn't make me stupid. 