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MARY was handpicked by God to bear his son, MOSES was handpicked by God to bring the Israelites out of Egypt, NOAH was personally asked by god to build the ark, but the POPE is chosen by ballot box. One of these people is an impostor. 
Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! Not that's a love poem!
Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose "Extremely Hard".
How do I jailbreak my e-cig?
Dont lie, this smiley pisses you off (-:
Men, if you watched the Royal Wedding, your balls will only be reissued upon confirmation of beer consumption & NFL draft discussion....
If a chick with big boobs can work at Hooters, why can a women with one leg work at I Hop
Monday must be male. It always comes too fast.
y'all keep saying Rhianna has a big forehead your wrong! Its more like a fivehead.
It is being reported that Mississippi is considering banning birth control...this should result in a sharp increase in the sheep population.
Cinco de Mayo is actually about a ship full of mayonnaise that sank off the coast of Mexico.
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife?
Old white guys complained about the SB halftime show because we grew up in a time when originality, actually playing an instrument and not having auto tuned vocals counted as talent. Not like that heap of mediocrity we just saw.
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting. I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich.
I’ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus; then I saw her helping him empty his sack.
Bacon n Eggs walk into a bar, bartender says, Sorry, we dont serve breakfast here...
When ever I think about the past,,, It brings back so many memories
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never keep the house.
Did you hear about the priest with a lisp? he tried logging on to Faithbook 