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Science is for people who like to think about what's being told. Religion is for people who like to be told what to think. 
Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive.
Marilyn Manson had a Sex-Change Operation and people now call him Lady GaGa
Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.
A Mslim stopped me in the street and asked me for my thoughts on Muhammad, Allah and the Qur'an. I said, "He's probably the greatest boxer who ever lived, and I don't give a f*ck what car he drove.
FOX NEWS....Rich people paying rich people to tell middle class people to blame poor people.
Kurt Cobain shot himself one month after Justin Bieber was born.
Need an Ark?, I Noah Guy.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an idiot
A cat falls in a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story...A wet pu$$y makes a c0ck happy..
Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out
always afraid to poop at a friends house cuz I might clog the toilet...
Now that the President is wearing masks, the Left is now concerned about how effective they are.
Why can't we let Kyle Rittenhouse go and put the Prosecutors in Jail?
a Figment of your imagination
Just got 3 robocalls in a row from the Romney campaign...each different reflecting 2008, 2010 and 2012 Romney.
Fox News reports that Obama visits Indonesia, one of several foreign countries where he was born.
Save a baby seal...Club a liberal.
What separates humans from the animals? The Mediterranean.
Hey Baltimore, eat a Snickers. You get all Ferguson when you're hungry. 