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The internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the police. 
one of those "Real Men Of Genius" Bud Light is talkin' about.....
won't just hit the spot. He will kill the spot & dress inappropriately at the spots funeral.
you can have my FourLoko when you pry it from my cold, dead drunk hands...
If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?
found a short cut for this years Marathon
The only # game I am playing is Barcardi 151, Seagrams 7&7, Weller 107 and maybe Maddog 20/20!!!
Be careful when someone wants to take you to ANOTHER LEVEL, I listened to that and now I am in another level, but much lower than I was before!
not a mover and a shaker but instead I'm a wiggler and jiggler.
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Wonders if there is a cure for "dumbassness" if so, I know a few people who need a dose.
A new study found that the average person has lost an hour of sleep at night during the recession....the silver lining though is that most of them can just sleep in late the next day.
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio
why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?
it's 3a.m...shouldn't YOU be baking?
I'm watching this show on stalkers, still haven't seen any of you yet.
You know things are tough when my retirement plan consist of playing the lottery :(
Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.
i'm not an alcoholic the world just feels better when i'm drunk
Sorry to all those that thought they were going to loot my stuff once the Apocalypse started last night..........Apparently I'm still needed here for something. 