anonymous Funny Status Messages

   was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(

   making hyperactive mooing noises and bouncing off walls

   hitting you one more time baby.

   can flip it and reverse it

   doing the hula hula dance

   calculating the square root of tomorrow

   going to DEFCON 4

   just plain lucky *

   inlove with a surfer who love waves

   got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it

   in the mood for a hushpuppy so he told his dog to be quiet

   picking a bone with you

   believes that just thinking about acupuncture is pointless.

   going to punch your teeth down your throat and come after them like a deranged tooth fairy!

   wondering who are you

   sexually asulting your grandma

   likes writing in the third person form

   why did the chicken cross the road? because it went to the chicken