anonymous Funny Status Messages

   elevated to the point of reversing gravity

   ROTFLMAOASTC

   having enormous problems flying his kite indoors... why wont this thing god damn work????

   : far from the regular.

   laughing at the homeless and punching the elderly!

   When I was a kid I used to trick the tooth fairy with kidney stones

   watching paint dry

   so gonna tell

   don't piss down his back and tell him it's raining.

   This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it. ..... happy thursday everyone

   what's for dinner

   in your mum's extended network.

   spitting on the back of your neck.

   It's bad enough that my dog picked one of the most congested streets to take a sh*t, but he had to do it in the middle of the sidewalk while people stared. Psh, puppies.

   disobeyed orders

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.

   sick and tired of being sick and tired

   angry,she caught Chlamydia from a bicycle seat

   Gone on a vacation with Satan