anonymous Funny Status Messages

   the bear necessities.

   Joe the plumber

   profound as a pronoun that verbs today.

   wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on

   eating pasta with chopsticks.

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   free falling!

   thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.

   essential to a balanced diet

   now doing your slut grandmother

   life is not like a box of chocolate

   an itchy ring. Dont think I wiped properly.

   wishing he never joined the marine corps!

   a date with 2 Girls from 1 Cup

   wondering why retarded people are blissful

   sippin on some sizzurp...feeling gangsta!!

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   wondering if Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

   The lunatics are running the asylum.

   on the limits of not going so well