anonymous Funny Status Messages

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   Blessings are not counted in gold or dividends,

   out of beta, and is releasing on time

   hates the status quo.

   spreading some positive molecules

   sells seashells by the seashore

   bidding on Christopher Reeve's wheelchair on Ebay

   "sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't "

   having it her way

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune?

   what? sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me not giving a f***.

   Hello world

   I have to admit, I am a Creationist- I believe God was created by man.

   trying to integrate the derivatives around him !!

   thinks if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

   writing a list and checking it twice

   has a strong urge to draw devil horns and fart cloads all over the Miley Cyrus billboard...anyone free at midnight?

   immeasurably happy'

   100 percent natural