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   People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..

   There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!

   ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

   try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.

   there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...

   Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.

   "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".

   I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free

   There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. 

   What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.

   The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.

   Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.

   Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.

   ► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happiness. Be a remote in your life

   i wish I was a white crayon , So no one could use me

   Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"

   Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

   That awkward moment when you chilling in a park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging the piano ;)

   Don't wast your time being the one who is always there desperately waiting and being just an option.

   What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.