Ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   been soo pe occuppied with the upcoming zombie invasion that he forgot to take into account A.I and the power hungry super computer trying to take over the world with its cyborg minions.

   my steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding, consequently I have been led to masticate upon this dictionary.

   really enjoying siving through hundreds of Micael Jackson Posts, most of wich are the same, in an attempt to try and find a good post.

   this is a happy day for The Beatles..

   run out of place's to hide the body's..

   had a really hot curry last nite, and is now suffering with ring of fire syndrome.