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12-13-2010 09:08 by lemonpillow
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Cheer up Prince Charles! They only vandalised your car with a bit of white paint. It's not like they deliberately chased your car into a tunnel during the night and murdered you.
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12-13-2010 03:44 by lemonpillow
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Sociologists say San Francisco's birth rate is projected to decline sharply in the next decade. I'm actually rather surprised San Francisco has a birth rate.
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12-12-2010 12:02 by lemonpillow
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I always try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
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12-08-2010 15:58 by lemonpillow
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.