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somedays I could do without the life lesson!
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12-15-2014 22:24 by
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When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
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11-18-2014 21:09 by
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When you realize Charles Manson is getting more play than you!
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11-17-2014 21:34 by
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Math quiz! If I have 1 boss and she has 4 personalities. How much should I spend on her x-mas present ?
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11-16-2014 14:10 by
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Super creepy Rob Lowe and I are going to kick Rob Lowes ass
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10-22-2014 09:29 by
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still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
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10-15-2014 21:39 by
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Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
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10-03-2014 21:40 by
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Come on #Chevy just one commercial break without Kid Rock
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08-31-2014 21:45 by
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My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy
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08-05-2014 22:19 by
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my dinner taste like lazyness and the day before payday!
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07-10-2014 22:06 by
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if you had to use a treadmill to re charge your cell phone we would all be health nuts!
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07-06-2014 22:08 by
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yes I have a dirty mind, and you are in it…
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06-18-2014 21:44 by
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Call me old school, but cigarettes should not have USB ports
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05-03-2014 14:56 by
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I must not be real stupid, television has not made me famous yet!
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05-03-2014 13:45 by
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2,4,6,8 Wichita is not a state!
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03-21-2014 21:41 by
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We all have a drawer by the sink filled with junk. Can you please check your drawer for a Boeing 777
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03-16-2014 20:14 by
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thats the last time I buy Sushi from the dollar store!
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02-17-2014 22:07 by
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Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
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02-16-2014 21:01 by
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How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?
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02-05-2014 17:59 by
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I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected “
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01-27-2014 22:28 by
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