Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
RoN Funny Status Messages
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
[
Clear
]
«Prev
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
7
Next»
Search results for status messages containing 'RoN'
:
View All Messages
Page: 3 of 7
Raise your hand if you would add your boss as a Facebook friend. Now with the other hand slap yourself in the face.
136
22
←Rate |
03-02-2011 21:10 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?
80
14
←Rate |
03-02-2011 21:09 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!
23
11
←Rate |
03-02-2011 21:08 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
15
8
←Rate |
03-01-2011 04:14 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
13
7
←Rate |
03-01-2011 04:03 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
19
6
←Rate |
03-01-2011 03:59 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
13
3
←Rate |
03-01-2011 03:56 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
12
6
←Rate |
03-01-2011 03:54 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
6
6
←Rate |
03-01-2011 03:32 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
"Charlie Sheen and M. Qaddafi must of drank the Kool-Aid"-James Jones
6
10
←Rate |
02-27-2011 06:20 by
ron
Comments (
0
)
wonders why dogs run to the door when someone knocks? It's never for them.
32
10
←Rate |
01-04-2011 02:57 by
RoN
Comments (
2
)
now knows what Johnny Cash was singing about in "Ring of Fire." He ate at Taco Bell last night.
11
16
←Rate |
12-21-2010 13:27 by
Ron
Comments (
0
)
Oh Facebook! you go through more Design Changes than Women do wid clothes!!
9
29
←Rate |
12-17-2010 00:38 by
Ron
Comments (
0
)
can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
34
12
←Rate |
11-25-2010 21:03 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
Dear God, it's me again. Can you bring the toolbox? My life needs fixing.
43
9
←Rate |
10-13-2010 00:55 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
14
6
←Rate |
10-13-2010 00:50 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?
34
17
←Rate |
10-13-2010 00:49 by
RoN
Comments (
0
)
Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
18
16
←Rate |
08-02-2010 00:47 by
roN
Comments (
0
)
Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!
13
18
←Rate |
07-27-2010 04:30 by
roN
Comments (
1
)
Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*
15
9
←Rate |
07-27-2010 04:11 by
roN
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
7
Next»
[Search Results] [
View All Messages
]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com