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Russia is going to the moon, we can't even get to the next state with the price of gas
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02-04-2012 21:45 by
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Your so beautiful I can see you in 3D, yep thats my room number
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03-05-2012 19:20 by
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I hope daylight savings time hasn't thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing
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03-11-2012 16:47 by
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Just won the lotto but can't find my ticket
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04-07-2012 00:17 by
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Son when I was young there was no wheels on suitcases, we carried them wherever we went.
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04-29-2012 22:12 by
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I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, tell them I'm outstanding
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07-11-2012 15:30 by
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I hate those idiots with those bright halogen lights that are blinding, at least they can see my one finger salute
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10-06-2012 11:02 by
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Don't forget to change your clocks tonight and to change your president on Tuesday
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11-04-2012 00:46 by
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Always leaves my toenail clippers open, never know when an intruder might show up
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01-09-2013 00:00 by
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Facebook. Why are you trying to lure me into people's problems?
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01-10-2013 15:02 by
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Dennis rodman is the Jane Fonda of this generation
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03-15-2013 20:36 by
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Internal Revenge Service
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05-14-2013 13:28 by
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still wonders why my friends in high school all had those plastic film containers and no one owned a camera?
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09-02-2013 19:56 by
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If you drive under the speed limit then yes you are boring
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10-02-2013 02:00 by
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everyone is crazy but me and you and I'm beginning to wonder a little bit about you
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11-02-2013 19:34 by
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when I think of a selfie, I'm not sure it's the same thing you're thinking of
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11-20-2013 13:49 by
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Do forget to set your scale back 10lbs this next week
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11-23-2013 17:38 by
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you know you gave up on life when you eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner from a "bacon bowl"
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12-29-2013 22:45 by
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20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area
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12-31-2013 13:19 by
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because of the Polar Vortex.... I've been in a purely textual relationship
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01-30-2014 11:32 by
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