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   And the Lord said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

   figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.

   Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer?

   Guess who has two thumbs and is high off bath salt… sh!t where are my fu cking thumbs…