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kinda pissed off right now! going to put on red polo and walk around target and vent!
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12-18-2012 14:40 by
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my new years resolution is to keep my my new years resolution!
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12-31-2012 14:48 by
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2013 is the chinese year of the snake. I hope I can quit putting dragon on my checks
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12-31-2012 14:59 by
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Diet is going great! No hostess snack cakes at all this year
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01-05-2013 18:49 by
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The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I'm the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don't feel trained for this, and I certainly didn't sign up for the position.
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01-08-2013 18:58 by
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kids at the front door selling drugs!!!! I got 3 boxes of thin mints coming!
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01-09-2013 20:40 by
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my underwear is kinda half- assing it today
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01-19-2013 14:01 by
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wow danica patrick just got a rubber in the rear end in vegas on tv!
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03-10-2013 16:15 by
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think comcast went back to dial up today...... just saying
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04-18-2013 20:31 by
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if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
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06-21-2013 14:08 by
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I got health insurance again! I get to go to a english speaking doctor
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06-25-2013 19:30 by
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maybe I will knock one out before sportscenter
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06-25-2013 19:32 by
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how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat ?
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06-29-2013 20:28 by
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buying bottles rockets and crown royal! good day to be a grown-up
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07-04-2013 17:42 by
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Only a few things Reeses cups will not fix!
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07-16-2013 20:45 by
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i will never buy a foam finger again !
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08-26-2013 19:58 by
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If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
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08-26-2013 20:22 by
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Today is going to be a non-labor day
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09-02-2013 11:04 by
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when did the world give up on Common Courtesy
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09-06-2013 22:39 by
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i have a bad moisture-induced glitter clump problem!
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09-10-2013 21:22 by
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