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take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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12-15-2010 10:41 by
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never forget the 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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12-15-2010 10:42 by
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's words to live by: Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect but always have a plan to kill them.
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01-07-2011 08:03 by
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says if someone questions your motives for doing something, throw them off by saying "I did it to protect you"
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01-21-2011 11:13 by
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just sent a text message to a random number saying "Im Pregnant"
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02-25-2011 08:53 by
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sometimes feels like going up to people who have just been seated at a restaraunt and say "Just to let you know, the last person that sat here threw up on the table"...
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04-18-2011 14:24 by
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Walking thru a spider web instantly turns you into a ninja
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04-19-2011 07:51 by
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Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
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06-02-2011 10:55 by
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Live once. Regret nothing. Rewrite destiny.. nothing is written in stone. Nothing. Love your life the way you need to, not the way your told too.
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06-23-2011 09:09 by
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile! I was shocked! That's such a big word for a 5 year old
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06-30-2011 09:17 by
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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07-01-2011 16:51 by
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BREAKING NEWS: Florida 1st state of the union to legalize murder..
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07-05-2011 14:57 by
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Casey Anthony wants to be out of jail by Halloween, so she can dress up as a woman who didn't kill her baby
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07-08-2011 08:57 by
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I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.
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07-13-2011 18:08 by
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wonders what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
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08-17-2011 09:06 by
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Combined "no problem" and "your welcome" to an upset customer ... its not good saying "your problem" at the end of a phone call .. whoops
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08-18-2011 07:40 by
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If Satan punishes the evildoers, wouldn't that make him a good guy?
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10-31-2011 15:13 by
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While looking at porn, "Low Battery" appears . . .Challenge Accepted
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10-31-2011 15:26 by
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you should Y0u.Tube "warriors of goja", sit back, and enjoy.
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11-28-2011 16:42 by
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I see all these women outside in short skirts. If they don't catch frostbite, they'll definitely catch an STD
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12-08-2011 16:37 by
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