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"I wasn't that drunk" Dude you threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"
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06-16-2012 11:35 by
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I used to work in a factory crushing cans. I hated it! It was soda pressing.
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06-16-2012 11:36 by
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I stopped paying my car payments to concentrate on my dream of appearing on a Repo show.
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06-16-2012 11:39 by
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If you cant live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?
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06-16-2012 12:33 by
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Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
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06-16-2012 12:37 by
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I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius.
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06-16-2012 12:38 by
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Come on, who are you going to believe? Me or the background check?
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06-16-2012 17:11 by
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Do people who wear Tapout know that that's the name for what the loser does?
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06-16-2012 17:12 by
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The leading cause of depression is reality.
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06-16-2012 17:16 by
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It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't, but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.
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06-16-2012 17:18 by
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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
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06-16-2012 17:19 by
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Sex is like pizza. When's it's good it's good. When it's bad it's still pretty good.
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06-18-2012 00:41 by
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If cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?
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06-18-2012 13:04 by
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Cigarettes are like hamsters. They're completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.
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06-18-2012 13:05 by
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Two cars crashed into each other in Mexico. 57 Dead.
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06-18-2012 13:09 by
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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06-18-2012 16:08 by
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Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
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06-18-2012 16:10 by
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If a thief ever broke into my home, I'd just pretend to be a thief too... We'll laugh & hug and then he'll leave because I was there first.
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06-20-2012 12:48 by
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I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
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06-20-2012 12:49 by
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Don't grow up. It's a trap!
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