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Just when I got the best place to hide a body, I forgot who I lent my shovel. . .
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07-21-2014 22:11 by
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If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
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07-21-2014 23:04 by
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Getting paid to rate porn. Well, that's the excuse I will give if I am caught watching it. . .
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07-23-2014 22:30 by
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Hello, it was great ignoring each other while I was here. We need to do this more often. . .
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07-27-2014 15:47 by
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The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can't have ice cream for breakfast. . .
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07-30-2014 09:38 by
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I think states are over looking the Dr Kevorkian method. Enough said. . .
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07-30-2014 21:49 by
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I was wondering if I go on a Banana diet, will I end up throwing my feces like a gorilla does. . .
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08-06-2014 21:07 by
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Since when did the bucket list turned into the bucket challenge. . .
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08-11-2014 11:49 by
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If I've learned anything from the Kardashians... it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back. Now who wants to make some porn. . .
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08-11-2014 17:54 by
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I remember back in the 70's when Yoga was called Twister. . .
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08-11-2014 18:11 by
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Facebook. The lost and found for people. . .
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08-13-2014 12:34 by
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If he doesn't with the Super Bowl this year with the Jets. Rex Ryan asked Bill Belichick to sell him one of his Super Bowl rings. . .
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08-14-2014 21:29 by
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I tried to buy a zebra from the zoo and I was told it was not for sale. I said it should be it has bar codes all over it. . .
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08-17-2014 18:43 by
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A bucket of ice water is no challenge. Now, a bucket of s#it from a portajohn is a challenge. . .
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08-18-2014 09:51 by
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Growing up Italian. My mothers meatballs are better than your Moms. . .
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08-19-2014 10:47 by
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Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, does this taste funny to you. . .
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08-25-2014 19:52 by
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I will accept drink a case of beer challenge. . .
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08-25-2014 19:56 by
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Joan Rivers is in the hospital doing the kick the bucket challenge. . .
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08-28-2014 17:29 by
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Roses are red, violets are blue, a case of beer costs less than dinner for two. . .
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08-28-2014 17:29 by
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I think I will go for a drive, just to pick my nose. . .
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08-28-2014 18:03 by
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