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   messageicon practicing the mating rituals of protuberant air biscuits
←Rate | 11-26-2007 19:03 by Me | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters
←Rate | 11-28-2007 15:41 by Blue Comments (7)  


   messageicon pleased to meet you... Hope you guessed my name...
←Rate | 11-28-2007 16:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to the dark side...they have candy
←Rate | 12-02-2007 03:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
←Rate | 12-02-2007 21:26 Comments (15)  


   messageicon out walking her pet fish
←Rate | 12-04-2007 13:14 Comments (7)  


   messageicon about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
←Rate | 12-04-2007 13:38 Comments (3)  


   messageicon bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!
←Rate | 12-05-2007 00:23 by Dd Comments (1)  


   messageicon going off the rails on a crazy train
←Rate | 12-05-2007 01:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie
←Rate | 12-06-2007 21:43 Comments (5)  


   messageicon everything you're not.
←Rate | 12-14-2007 21:21 by Lindz Comments (3)  


   messageicon spitting in your general direction
←Rate | 12-20-2007 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"
←Rate | 12-26-2007 01:09 Comments (2)  


   messageicon "addicted to the ""is"" after all."
←Rate | 12-26-2007 05:50 by Walid Jalkh | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.
←Rate | 12-26-2007 11:58 Comments (1)  


   messageicon as seen on TV
←Rate | 12-27-2007 07:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon filmed in front of a live studio audience
←Rate | 12-27-2007 07:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.
←Rate | 01-02-2008 02:46 by Kitty Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about
←Rate | 01-04-2008 23:28 by Piercedphreek Comments (0)  


   messageicon part of a complete breakfast
←Rate | 01-07-2008 17:20 by Special J Comments (0)  



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