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...nice mouth on that Palin kid: I know somebody who needs to buy a new keyboard 'cuz the S, T, F, and you are completely worn out!!
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11-22-2010 11:46 by
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Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...
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11-24-2010 10:22 by
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I'm a little bit hungry. I could eat a pony
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11-22-2010 17:20 by
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ohh yeahh... the sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette
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11-17-2010 18:23 by
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San Francisco bans toys in Happy Meals.... Mayor McCheese vows to "Take it to the Supreme Court, if necessary"
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11-20-2010 11:03 by
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...yikes! saw a bunch of vegetarian zombies at the store today. all they could say was "GRRRAAAIIIIIINNNSSS"
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11-14-2010 17:25 by
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a computer allows you to make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history... with the possible exception of handguns and tequila
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11-16-2010 17:32 by
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ok, so what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh!
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11-11-2010 17:20 by
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you can post the Ten Commandments in the courthouse, if you let us post the statutes regarding child molestation in your church
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11-25-2010 13:26 by
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heard on the news that Justin Bieber won like 2 million awards last night but he's only sold 4 CDs. wtf?
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11-22-2010 10:13 by
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still has Circus Peanuts left over from Halloween 1956. Yum!
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10-21-2010 10:12 by
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converted my dishwasher into a snowblower: bought the wife a new snow shovel for her birthday!
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11-04-2010 18:19 by
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beauty is power, and a smile is its' sword.
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11-15-2010 17:16 by
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did Superfly's family have "jive turkey" yesterday?
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11-26-2010 14:16 by
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money isn't the key to happiness? then where is the key? hidden in a stupid box somewhere, like in Pirates Of The Caribbean?
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11-05-2010 18:57 by
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...the good news: the Rangers are going to the Finals!! the bad news: wrong Rangers :(
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10-23-2010 10:16 by
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the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday
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11-27-2010 18:50 by
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supports the whole Movember concept but thinks it should be changed to Manuary
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11-19-2010 10:43 by
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EVERYBODY: [1] HAVE FUN TONIGHT. [2] WANG CHUNG TONIGHT.
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10-25-2010 18:16 by
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...so the stumbling Cowboys play the bumbling Vikings on Sunday. Uh oh. Somebody gonna be 1-4.
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10-15-2010 18:43 by
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