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Do you ever take a couple of ibuprofen just in case?
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01-10-2012 10:37 by
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looking for a female that will go down on me as much as dish network does!
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11-05-2012 18:04 by
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The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I'm the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don't feel trained for this, and I certainly didn't sign up for the position.
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01-08-2013 18:58 by
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my underwear is kinda half- assing it today
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01-19-2013 14:01 by
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so is anybody in the bathroom,drinking wine out of a red solo cup, hiding from the family yet?
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11-26-2015 20:19 by
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a man is like a tile floor. lay him right and you can walk on him for 30 years
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11-23-2011 12:03 by
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No peace at home = no piece at home.
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01-10-2012 02:19 by
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A toast Gentlemen, To girlfriends and wives. May they never meet
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12-19-2011 03:04 by
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my thong is trying to get to 5th base
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11-26-2011 14:23 by
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if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
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06-21-2013 14:08 by
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for fun put some pop rocks in the cats litter pan
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09-09-2012 00:52 by
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"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
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01-14-2012 12:24 by
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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup,,, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
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11-13-2013 17:36 by
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Even my dinner tasted like Monday
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01-04-2016 21:04 by
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"My alarm clock probably thinks I have anger-management issues."
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01-21-2012 09:48 by
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still rockin the kids table!
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11-23-2011 11:51 by
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DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!
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11-09-2016 17:48 by
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if you had to use a treadmill to re charge your cell phone we would all be health nuts!
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07-06-2014 22:08 by
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have you ever logged on to do a 5 min project on-line and 3 hours later you are kinda suicidal ?
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09-23-2012 23:48 by
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FYI 'I'm here so I won't get fined'
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01-27-2015 21:12 by
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