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Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life!
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02-07-2012 08:58 by
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance!
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04-17-2012 23:08 by
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Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!
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01-09-2015 17:00 by
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Today I ask God for patience to deal with stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance, because Lord only knows if I ask for strength I might beat them to death...
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07-30-2017 12:24 by
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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package...
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02-05-2012 21:31 by
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Condoms DO NOT guarentee safe sex anymore... A FB friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's Husband...
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02-09-2012 22:22 by
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Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...
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06-06-2013 20:24 by
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Still haven't heard Obama or GOP candidates say anything about getting rid of Jersey Shore or deporting Justin Bieber back to Canada…
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02-08-2012 18:37 by
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Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding!
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04-17-2012 23:09 by
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I wish my dog owned stuff so I could pee on it and ruin it to show him how it feels.
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02-20-2012 13:48 by
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There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...
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02-04-2012 08:51 by
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When I get old, I don't want people thinking, "what a sweet old grandpa..." I want them to worry - "I hope he is not armed with AK 47..."
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02-08-2012 18:17 by
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Some girls don't like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to the default factory settings...
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04-06-2019 06:51 by
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Q: How do you play the ISIS bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
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01-13-2018 22:47 by
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"Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
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06-18-2013 05:50 by
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If you don`t like something, change it. If you can`t change it, change your attitude. Don`t complain...
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02-05-2012 21:20 by
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I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!
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02-05-2012 21:29 by
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I hope someday I will be able to afford an iPhone X... Like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps...
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09-23-2017 09:42 by
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I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
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02-04-2012 09:17 by
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If you see an animal stuck in a trap, free them! If you see a child crying, comfort them! If you see Justin Bieber crossing the street, HIT THE GAS!!!
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07-14-2017 06:57 by
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