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Ladies.. Let no past relationship ruin your love life. Remember: "Love will only fail when you fail to love!" Keep moving!
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06-19-2011 12:40 by
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can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
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11-25-2010 21:03 by
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Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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03-15-2011 04:00 by
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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03-15-2011 04:11 by
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wishes his lawn was emo, then maybe it would cut itself.
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05-06-2009 12:54 by
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glad Justin brought sexy back, I didn't mean to scare it away to begin with.
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05-22-2009 13:08 by
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wonders if people who use sign language are allowed to talk with their mouth full....
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06-15-2009 13:02 by
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How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
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10-13-2010 00:50 by
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Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry
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07-05-2011 10:22 by
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thinks he is going to adopt an African child, but he isn't going to be like Angelina Jolie and just adopt willy nilly, if he goes over there, he is coming back with a wide receiver or running back.
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08-06-2009 14:31 by
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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
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03-04-2011 01:44 by
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FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!
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03-02-2011 21:08 by
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I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?
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10-13-2010 00:49 by
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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03-01-2011 03:54 by
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Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.
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06-22-2010 04:45 by
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taking a mental vaction. Leave a message, and when my mind returns I will get back to you.
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04-21-2009 13:03 by
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If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
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03-01-2011 04:14 by
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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03-01-2011 04:03 by
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n't surprised that our economy has troubles when we deal with something called Hog Futures. Hogs have no future. Bacon is not a career.
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09-23-2009 13:54 by
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's friend was hit by a Dodge, which he/she found both funny and ironic.
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03-26-2009 22:19 by
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