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Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!
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05-13-2011 06:54 by
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Travel Tip: Don't fly on Southwest, unless you like your airplanes with sunroofs........
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04-04-2011 06:13 by
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The strangest thing about Obama's birth certificate is that it lists Joe Biden as a witness to his birth. Other than that, it appears fine........
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04-27-2011 12:13 by
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Early preview of tonight's State Of The Union: It sucks. We're broke. Quit *itching. Goodnight.
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01-25-2011 09:32 by
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I was about to beat up a toddler until I saw everyone's cartoon Facebook pics and got an overwhelming urge to stop.
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12-04-2010 14:14 by
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Obama thinks that $172,000 a year is a modest salary. Scratching my head .....I want a modest salary!!!
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01-07-2011 13:46 by
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Dance like the photo isn't being tagged, love like you've never been unfriended, and tweet like nobody is following....
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06-22-2011 15:22 by
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Clearly - Tiger Woods is getting laid again......
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04-10-2011 17:45 by
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Do you have to fly to go get one of those TSA airport pat-downs? Just asking
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11-17-2010 14:52 by
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Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....
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10-14-2010 09:49 by
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Happy Government Shutdown Day everyone!!
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04-08-2011 14:32 by
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Screw Earth Day!! I used to be a planet too.... - Pluto
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04-22-2011 07:25 by
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Good morning, and a Happy Hurricane Season to all.......
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06-01-2010 09:26 by
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Easy explanation for dead birds falling from sky...they keep hitting Wonder Woman's invisible jet.
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01-04-2011 15:34 by
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500 birds fell out of sky in Louisiana too? OK that's it, something crazy is going on. Where's Fox Mulder when you need him?
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01-04-2011 14:16 by
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Neighbor not a radioactive zombie. Btw, completely unrelated, but any ideas for an "I'm sorry" gift for someone in hospital.......
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04-01-2011 16:11 by
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Shout out to everybody that had to work on President's Day bwahahaha
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02-21-2011 13:12 by
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I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??
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10-11-2010 10:49 by
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The lady's on FB are up to something again, I think I like this as much as the bra color thing..... ; )
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10-05-2010 15:52 by
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Sorry friends......But from the advice of my lawyer, it's in my best interest not to try out Facebook's new 'Questions' feature tonight : (
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03-28-2011 14:02 by
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