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feeling like it might be a randy travis kind of weekend... 
CNN = Counterfeit News Network
- There was a woman outside WalMart with a box of kittens. She asked me if I wanted one. I of course told her that I had kitten for breakfast. She called me a big jerk. I told her they taste a lot like puppies. Thats when she really got mad....
Girl you should sell hot dogs, because you know how to make a wiener stand.
Gay and ugly, its not a good combination. And you want to compete with women for men?
So apparently everyone is calling One Direction "The new Beatles." Great, now I can't wait to see who gets shot first.
Canadian bar fights are just two men insisting on paying each other's tabs.
I may not have grown old gracefully, but having a woman who still loves me has helped me to grow old gratefully.
With another unfortunate mass shooting incident, this will respark another debate about how rampant gun violence is... WAIT!! HULK HOGAN SAID THE N-WORD?!!!! Stop the presses!!!
Coming to Facebook for religion is like visiting a strip club to find a woman to marry. Wrong place.
why don't people do a "taser challenge" next & see what its like for epileptic people to suddenly have your arms & legs moving around uncontrollably?
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don't fcuking care
Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?
On a scale of Gary Busey to Charlie Sheen, I'm David Hasselhoff drunk right now.
I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the heck not at that point?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you said you were gay.
Dear ... Hillary .... We know you ...... That is why we can't .... and shouldn't .... support you ....
Dear "Slim Fast" -- You aren't fast enough.
I'm sorry,Mr. Wasp,but I had to kill you. You're too stupid to see my kitchen window and kept smacking into it. And too stupid to see me trying to help you. Stupidity isn't acceptable in my household. You had to go.
I think it is funny as hell. Then again I love my own brand of comedy!! 