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   messageicon logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering...if jellyfish eat jellybeans..do they get gas?
←Rate | 05-06-2009 13:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
←Rate | 02-20-2009 13:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon esta practicando su espa?ol
←Rate | 11-25-2008 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!"
←Rate | 05-19-2009 09:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Good Source Of Calcium.
←Rate | 03-27-2009 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon forgot to stop the Q-tip when their was resistence
←Rate | 04-17-2009 07:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason for the tear drops on your guitar
←Rate | 04-19-2009 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you and your beautiful soul
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying To Conquer The World
←Rate | 09-20-2008 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going around in circles
←Rate | 09-28-2008 05:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
←Rate | 04-17-2009 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the heebie da ba jeebies!
←Rate | 11-25-2008 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking away
←Rate | 10-16-2008 16:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon to read directions to cook ramen noodles.
←Rate | 03-20-2009 00:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Sale: 24 pedigree pigeons, call 0161 123 1234 and ask for Tyrone......
←Rate | 11-09-2010 14:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a Rusty Trombone
←Rate | 04-21-2009 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2009 07:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing away happy tissues
←Rate | 11-01-2008 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "
←Rate | 11-15-2008 12:14 Comments (0)  



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