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It's a lot easier to fall into trouble than it is to work out of it. 
joining the school of Ultimate Spartan Fighting...next lesson: Decapitation
Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.
hopes he never becomes wise enough to have his wisdom teeth removed
making the BEST Guacamole dip ever tonight, so tomorrow he will get to "rock out with his Guac out"
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
out of order until further notice...apologize for the inconvenience!
Healthcare Reform SOLUTION: Senators and Congressmen should have term limits just like the President!
just herd Jeopardy will pitting human contestants against a computer named "Watson"; TERMINATOR BEGINS! O_O
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 26yrs!
out messing with sasquatch.
American Gladiator sports such as the giant hamster rolling ball thing should be introduced at the next olympics.
If you can't beat them, then you didn't swing hard enough the first time.
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
I'm the kind of guy who dreams about naps while I'm asleep.
Reports show that $22 billion in productivity is lost to social media, but I'm pretty sure people slacked off before Facebook.
How can someone go out to buy groceries and end up in a pub?
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
has done the mathematical calculations... Tuesday is the humpday of a 3-day work week.
You can't worry about what ifs friend you have to live in the moment. 