Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Once in a lifetime - a person comes along and changes everything. I am not that person. But I did meet him once and acted awkward when I was around him. 
cleaned up friend list..if you see this I guess I missed one!
You say cannibal, I say people person.
Two people in every one is a schizophrenic.
more frustrated than Muhammad Ali trying to play "Operation"
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Thursday...the point when you can start getting a bit giddy about the weekend!
To think, it takes time. To think what to think takes even more time. To think what you just read takes less time.
If you don't have the courage to walk alone others will not have the courage to walk with you.
Why do repairmen never have the part they need to fix something and say they'll come back in a few days when they get it? It's like a cop showing up to arrest someone and saying "Oh sorry. Looks like I'll need handcuffs. I'll be back in few days with them
I feel pretty useless when I see that people living off a spoonful of rice a day can somehow muster the energy to build an irrigation system for their village when I can't even answer a question before I eat breakfast.
If your boyfriend isn't ignoring you as much as you'd like him to, suggest he join a few more fantasy football leagues.
If I look at your mouth while your talking to me then CLEARLY I want you to just stfu!
Now that I know where all the purses are, I'm busting out my ski mask and crow bar. Time to make mo money.
If you all know where you keep it, why are we always looking for the damn thing..
so lindsay was caught jumpin a gate tryna escape rehab for a soda.. I'm guessin it was coke.. .
I came up with a stupid status today, but I forgot what it was.
Couldnt get into the Maury show so I went to our local trailor park.
thinks the digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly
a lady cop pulls over a drunk, and says sir, anything you say may be held against you. the drunk man yells "titties" 