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   messageicon Scientists plan to clone a woolly mammoth and bring the prehistoric creature back to life. I sure don't see what could go wrong there.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 12:55 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 18:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've spent at least 15% of my life pulling a chain & trying to figure out if the ceiling fan is speeding up or slowing down.
←Rate | 04-03-2012 10:42 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often wonder what tomatoes did to make the other fruits disown them and force them to live as vegetables.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 14:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?
←Rate | 06-18-2012 13:04 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most common lie used by women.... "I dont usually do this the first night"
←Rate | 10-14-2011 16:49 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:28 by Sammi. Baybee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?
←Rate | 11-04-2011 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is that girls in tamp0n commercials dance and laugh? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burn!ng sh!t down?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 20:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cops: “Please step out of the car” Me: “I can't. I'm drunk. You get in.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 02:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon this a political message board or a status site ?
←Rate | 07-15-2016 02:08 by alan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:33 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When I was your age, I lost my tooth. Not my virginty"
←Rate | 08-02-2011 21:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter account ✔ Facebook ✔ Google Plus ✔ Youtube ✔ Messenger✔ Skype ✔ "Dude do you have a life?" "OMG!! No, send me the link!" :P
←Rate | 08-09-2011 15:39 by Nithin Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The irony of a blow job; Even though you've got her on her knees, she still has got you by the balls!
←Rate | 09-02-2011 05:59 by KISSTOPHER | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; if you don't know how to dance, just spell your name with your butt. Problem solved.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 04:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I have are talking about renewing our vows. Or as I like to call it, getting a double life sentence.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3 hours.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:37 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought about joining the neighborhood watch... But my neighbors just aren't that attractive.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 12:20 by Gman Comments (0)  



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