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200 North Koreans died in a tunnel collapse when testing their nukes. Looks like Kim Jong Un is on the US side of the war. 
We need to make guns illegal, like we did with drugs. You can’t find that stuff anywhere nowadays.
Obama, You're Fired!!!!
They now say alot of the fake news came out of Russia. Subsequently picked up and reported by CNN
If I weren’t so angry I would feel horrible for all the bIack Iives so weak of mind and spirit that they let a bunch of old, white politicians tell them they aren’t good enough to be productive members of society.
Just think. If all parents were pro-abortion, it's likely we wouldn't be here to argue over it.
Pinocchio wins award for being more credible than the pollsters.
Confucius say wife who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
"Womp womp." -Judge sentencing Corey Lewandowski to prison
Screw Finding Dory... Let's find Clintons deleted emails!
My wife asked about my wildest sex fantasy, but she got pissed when I told her. I probably shouldn’t have started w/ “After your funeral...”
I question how authentic your Italian restaurant when you're Wednesday special is 12" hot dog
People complaining in the express line about the lady writing a check will be uber ticked when I try to barter a sheep for this 6-pack of Pepsi
If you get an email titled "Nude Pictures of Sarah Palin" do not open it. It is a virus. If you get an email titled "Nude Pictures of Hillary Clinton" do not open it. It is nude pictures of Hillary Clinton.
We can all safely assume Cam Newton is crying himself to sleep tonight, tomorrow night, and quite possibly for the rest of his life.
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
"Sorry, your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin."
So let me get this straight...The new twenty dollar bill is going to feature Harriet Tubman using the men's room at a target?
I almost got raped in jail. My family takes monopoly way too seriously.
My wife finally got a "Brazilian". He seems nice. 