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I like my women like I like my coffee; Always causing embarassing stains on my pants. 
Woman failed the battle of the sexes when you started to do pole dancing and class it as exercise
My bank just called me because of suspicious activity on my debit card. They couldn't believe I bought a gym membership.
Facebook. The lost and found for people. . .
I just passed the local college andsaw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college in all of my life.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
Don't ever say Obama wasn't the jobs president, look how many lawyers he is going to keep employed for the next two years...
I think Miley's tongue is trying to escape...
BREAKING NEWS - House Speaker John Boehner announced that he will not stand in the way of a Senate resolution to end the government shutdown leaving millions of Americans asking, "When did the government shutdown?"
You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!
What do you mean you don't want to have sex? You smiled at me and everything.
unnecessary kindness is your first clue to picking out an "up to no good".
Axe just released 3 new scented body sprays. 1 New skateboard 2 Halo 3 3 Mom I'm hungry
If Republican candidates would stop calling them "Rallies" and start calling them "Job Fairs" they wouldn't have the problems like the liberals in Chicago started.... Just saying!
....... Why do illegal Mexican trespassers wave the Mexican Flag at protests in America but refuse to live in their home country of Mexico ....
I just lost my Job, I'm a Winner!!.
Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think. ツ
don't beleive all the rumours on me, the true is much worst.
Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea? It's all over town.
ill make everyone in the world a bet... if we die tomorrow I'll give you a doller, if we live you have to give me a doller. good? okay. 