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If I spent as many hours learning how to play guitar as I do on Facebook, I'd be a freakin' Jimi Hendrix
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11-16-2010 19:51
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They say that you are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!
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12-01-2010 08:17 by
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flights booked, lawyer called, cars ordered, mansion picked out.....now I just need my lotto numbers to hit!!!
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01-04-2011 21:00
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9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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01-07-2011 08:42
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could care less about the color, as long as it is on my floor with the rest of your clothes.
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01-08-2010 09:57 by
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not having any fun unless he is doing something immoral, illegal, dangerous, or fattening.
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01-13-2010 08:40
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Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking.
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02-15-2010 05:53
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you only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.
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03-28-2010 02:17
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Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)
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05-13-2010 15:17
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LeBron needs to eat a Snickers. He's playing like Betty White out there.
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05-14-2010 00:25 by
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I'm super sick, and while I don't need anyone to nurse me back to health but I'd like someone to pick up my tissues and let me be mean to them..
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05-17-2010 09:52 by
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Scientists developed a new car that can run on water. Only catch is, it has to be water from the Gulf of Mexico.
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06-01-2010 11:56 by
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Starbucks is a terrible place to meet women. Everytime you buy them a drink they get more and more...alert......and talkative.
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07-17-2010 01:25
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I see they now have wedding dresses made completely out of toilet paper. Well, at least you'll be prepared when your marriage turns to $**t.
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07-10-2011 17:28
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pretty soon, Americans are going to be e-mailing Nigerians about depositing money electronically...
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08-07-2011 22:31
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Red cups..helping the youth get their buzz on for over 30 years
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08-13-2011 16:59 by
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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what someone said?
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04-15-2011 02:16 by
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Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!
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04-24-2011 10:00 by
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45. People who call with blocked numbers deserve to not get answered!
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05-05-2011 06:58 by
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If you're talking on your cell phone in a public bathroom, I will flush the toilet over and over so your friend knows *exactly* where you are.
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05-14-2011 13:44 by
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