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   messageicon Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 07:54 by lilninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon why cant women love me for who I am! They only see that I'm young, handsome, Good looking, rich and famous, suceessful, independent, sexy as hell, ect.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:58 by Danny Chao Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
←Rate | 01-20-2011 16:07 by Damaged Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
←Rate | 12-13-2009 00:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont sweat the petty things, Pet the sweaty things
←Rate | 12-22-2009 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if I get stopped for speeding in a Toyota can I tell the officer I had a "Prius-exisiting condition?"
←Rate | 03-16-2010 21:35 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon [This post has been removed for breaking facebook community guidelines]
←Rate | 08-20-2010 18:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes big butts and he cannot lie
←Rate | 10-26-2008 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once I'd like to hear Obama say "Niga Please"
←Rate | 05-01-2012 12:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are we gonna snap on these blakk cokksuckers?
←Rate | 04-22-2021 07:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called a bull riding “accident” when the bull ends up hurting the rider? If someone strapped a rope around my nuts, wanted a piggy back ride, then proceeded to spur my ass, my wanting to f*ck them up would be no accident.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 12:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon For Halloween I'm going to wear a pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town centre.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 17:01 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon why are all black men fast??..... because all the slow ones are in prison
←Rate | 05-13-2010 14:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going crazy...Want to come?
←Rate | 02-17-2009 10:32 by Stacey Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. To all who lost their lives on, and as a result of a cowardly attack on our country on 9.11.2001 We will never forget.
←Rate | 09-11-2009 00:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
←Rate | 01-28-2011 23:32 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Tampons are walking down the street, Maxi, Slim, and Ultra. Which one says "Hello"? None, they're all stuck up c**ts!!!
←Rate | 09-13-2011 10:55 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet the people who voted for Joe Biden are turning over in their graves right now.
←Rate | 12-21-2021 11:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon will no longer be posing nude for money..
←Rate | 06-16-2010 20:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I was a squirrel, and you were a tree I would store my nuts in your hole.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:56 Comments (0)  



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