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X Why is it called a bull riding “accident” when the bull ends up hurting the rider? If someone strapped a rope around my nuts, wanted a piggy back ride, then proceeded to spur my ass, my wanting to f*ck them up would be no accident.
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←Rate | 06-29-2011 12:38 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Marshall the Great
Wednesday June 29, 2011 @ 04:03 PM

This one is great! It was written about 2 weeks ago. Did you see where it was used on twitter 2 days ago? Then it was stolen and put on that sissy Facebook site yesterday? Yeah, they're the thieves. Quit riding my nuts!

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