g0re Funny Status Messages

   Being a doctor is exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane.You can help them & be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!?

   Childbirth is nothing compared to walking through tall grass with sh!tty a$$ Pokémon.

   "Explain __ in your own words." Ok, ahdjej ejeodokm eiaian eushna fuueoa,

   Those people that make fun of you for flinching are annoying. Of course I try to avoid getting hit in the face.

   Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

   Latin is like zombies. They're both technically dead but still influencing society.

   Sluts are like Gary; they only like you for the cookie in your pants.

   People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Apple doesn't support Flash.

   While Lebron is playing for the East, his mom was riding the West.

   Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1-2-3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And love starts with You-And-Me

   Guy: Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? Girl: No Guy: (pulls pockets inside out) would you like to?

   The next time the hostess asks you respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

   "Knock knock." "Who's there?""Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

   Life is just like an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts !!

   Only people with video cameras and shaky hands can see UFOs.