anonymous Funny Status Messages

   200 pounds of dynamite with a 3 inch fuse ;(

   under your bed

   looking down his pants wondering when the itching will stop.

   thinks barry manilow should shut the hell up.

   looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P

   the swine flu. damn you porky pig.

   the wizzard of ahhhs

   like this and like that and like this and uh

   finished fitting a flux capacitor to his landrover and just realised it wont do 88 mph, NOT EVEN DOWNHILL.

   in trouble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section at Barnes 'N Noble

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.

   never been called a Space Cowboy.

   making a list and checking it twice

   like that and that's the way it is

   "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

   holding the world for ransom

   fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

   FUBAR

   reading the first 100 pages of the Economic Stimulus Plan!