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I'm perfectly imperfect, beautiful in my flaws, sure of my insecurities, absolute chaos...a beautiful disaster.
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09-12-2010 18:51
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Remember, A hard punch can often be used as a secret weapon to secure victory in an intellectual debate.
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09-21-2010 17:41
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Trust is like a piece of paper,once its crumpled it cant be perfect!
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04-11-2010 18:04 by
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you cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning
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04-22-2010 20:00
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Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters
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05-09-2010 13:58
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What's another word for word?
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05-14-2010 18:57 by
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I sympathize a lot with Darth Vader because he had so much trouble juggling career and family.
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05-14-2010 19:00 by
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Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: "This one had insurance. Don't kill him."
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06-11-2010 18:09 by
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hates when his hand falls asleep, it usually means it's going to be up all night
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06-15-2010 00:59 by
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
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08-21-2009 04:53 | Tags: Filtered
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wonders what would happen if someone fell down the stairs while leaving an injury lawyers office..
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09-01-2009 09:20 by
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just found out there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken!!!!! I guess there is no point in eating HASH browns is there?
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10-09-2009 19:39 | Tags: Filtered
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"The mistakes of the past don't define you... they refine you."
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10-26-2010 17:07 by
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without a doubt the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
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11-05-2010 20:33
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7-11 is developing a new wine.. It's said to pair well with poor life choices and sadness
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12-07-2010 21:26 by
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"No big lifestyle change for Lindsay Lohan. She'll still be hanging around the bars"
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07-07-2010 11:47
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Women spend 2% of their lives trying to figure out where bruises on their legs came from
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08-23-2010 03:50 by
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If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking, debauchery or cursing, then it involves less of me.
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01-04-2011 12:49
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just spent my Saturday watching commercials on AMC interupted by 10 minutes segments of movie..
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01-15-2011 14:55 by
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You're 10 years old and have a laptop, iPod and BlackBerry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokemon cards.
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01-26-2011 08:45 by
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