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You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
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10-12-2012 16:12
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Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called "a lot."
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10-18-2012 12:54 by
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So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?
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10-18-2012 13:15 by
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I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
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02-03-2013 23:34 by
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To many Generals are taking orders from their privates
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11-13-2012 12:45
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I will take a boring joke here any day over any more Zimmerman p0sts.
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07-17-2013 12:55
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I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
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04-14-2013 19:25
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
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04-19-2013 02:06
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Ever notice it's only "stalking" if the person doing the stalking is unattractive.
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08-29-2012 06:39
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I'm just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow.
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03-28-2013 17:36
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Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman's mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. Time.
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03-28-2013 22:55 by
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Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
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04-05-2013 13:16
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Some people grunt at the gym; I scream at the top of my lungs THEY KILLED MY FAMILY as I lift weights.
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04-23-2012 18:00 by
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Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.Do I have to think of everything?!
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05-25-2012 10:38 by
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The AMA does NOT reward talented MUSICIANS for making remarkable music, it rewards ENTERTAINERS for entertaining the easily entertained.
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11-21-2011 09:15 by
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My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume
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06-19-2012 15:01
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8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
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11-10-2011 19:36 by
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Ladies: guys don't care if the carpet matches the drapes as long as there is no rug on the back porch.
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11-11-2011 08:22 by
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Based on my current rate of income, I estimate a comfortable retirement about 200 years after my death.
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09-05-2010 17:22
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I wonder whose stadium will be the first to play "Who let the dogs out" when Michael Vick plays.
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09-22-2010 22:49 by
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