anonymous Funny Status Messages

   bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   feels stupid when he writes the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? ‘Cause I'm like ‘Bana … keep going.... Bananana … damn.

   showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture.

   and Richard Simmons are now friends

   M.I.A

   the reason for reason

   like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off

   regretting all their wasted time on my space

   pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

   doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!

   everywhere that's anywhere

   your father smells of elder berries

   "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

   "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

   training for his fight with Apollo Creed

   the girl next door...if you live next door to a whore house...

   legally insane, please dont worry, if you have any worries feel free to call our help line on: 01904 48 1234.

   could use a few drinks.....everyday!!