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To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!! 
Sex is a sensation that starts with a temptation where a boy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Does everyone get my explanation or do you all need a demonstration?
After I get Christmas bought, I will be so broke that come New Years I'm gonna have to party like it's $19.99
You know the women that say: "Why are hot guys always jerks, the nice guys always taken, and the hot and nice guys always gay?" You're fat. Stop making f*cking excuses.
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday
I brush after every meal.And the Dentist says my hair looks lovely.
If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.
The reason folks who don't work @ Walmart know the deficit was 11 trillion in 2007 is because they graduated from high school and their sister in-wife isn't also their mother.
Did you know that you can quietly be a republican, democrat or liberal?
If a bra is called an 'over the shoulder bolder holder', then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut?
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my weiner!
If your bf/gf is deliberately hiding his/her phone from you, your relationship is over. Sorry.
Go to Google and type in.... "DO A BARREL ROLL"
Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? So she didnt wake the sleeping pills.
wants to do something different today so is thinking about sitting on the TV to watch the sofa!!!..=D
first we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu, now we have swine flu, O.M.F.G it's FARMAGGEDON
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I was thinking about sending Jay Cutler a consellation prize to ease his pain. Does anyone know his skirt size?
Maybe the1 million dollars in gofundme for Jacob Blake should be given to the 14 year old girl he raped instead. 