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My face hurts from making that look of concern as I pretend to listen.
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06-06-2011 12:16 by
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a LEADER, not a follower... But if we're walking into a creepy dark place, SCREW THAT! You're going first!
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06-09-2011 09:08
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Never trust a homeless guy selling homemade lemonade, just saying.
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04-27-2012 05:56 by
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I like how the nice people of Sesame Street all know that Oscar the Grouch lives in that can, and yet they still stuff their trash into it.
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04-30-2012 19:53 by
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Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
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05-01-2012 08:09
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Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders can't fly
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05-22-2012 08:49 by
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Nothing like a dysfunctional family trying to function for the Holidays.
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12-18-2011 15:35
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Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I'll never get to touch.
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03-07-2012 13:06
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Integrity is knowing that just because you can do something, it doesn't always mean that you should...
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12-27-2011 22:49
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If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink...
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06-15-2012 23:03
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Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn't trust with a Glo-Stick Day!!!
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07-04-2012 14:35 by
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just once i'd like to see a Price Is Right contestant who is confident enough to make their own decisions
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10-23-2011 14:32 by
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What was longer.... Kim Kardashian's marriage or theTrick-or-Treat line outside of Casey Anthony's house??
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11-01-2011 00:06 by
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Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin....and muffins are healthy. Your welcome.
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02-04-2012 08:30 by
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Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
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10-14-2010 22:56 by
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The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
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04-22-2010 12:23
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Move out of the way children i've been waiting 11 years to see toy story 3...
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06-11-2010 01:26 by
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Finally returning your knife. Just got it out of my back.
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07-27-2010 04:28 by
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Holiday Recipe #64: To make the perfect holiday punch...just mix 2 bottles of ice cold Grey Goose with 10 shots of red food coloring and serve over green ice,
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12-19-2010 16:55
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The cops will just throw you in the back of the squad car like they didn't even hear you call shotgun.
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01-18-2011 17:22 by
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