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   messageicon I read somewhere that when you get married, you should marry your best friend. Talk about awkward, he was already married.
←Rate | 01-23-2010 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile!!
←Rate | 01-29-2010 08:21 by donna knight Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:37 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon going bar hoping with Tiger Woods & Ben Roethlisberger.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 19:07 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel pretty lucky. Thousands of people die every day and it's never me.
←Rate | 04-02-2010 13:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new poll shows that if the election was held today Mitt Romney would win against President Obama. Well after this healthcare debacle Anthony Weiner could win against Obama
←Rate | 11-20-2013 23:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just took a poop so black, I sent an instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for
←Rate | 08-05-2012 08:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
←Rate | 11-16-2010 17:33 by lemonpillow Comments (6)  


   messageicon Bag of apples check,Bag of caramel check, Pumpkin check, Pack of razorblades check ,The look of concern on the cashiers face at walmart PRICELESS!!!
←Rate | 10-31-2010 13:38 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK + CHRISTMAS = Endless status updates reminding you what month it is. Not to mention pages and pages of people's Xmas pics.
←Rate | 12-14-2009 17:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a helpful lizard putting a city back together and leaving afterwards.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 13:36 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow! My political opinion just changed because of what you posted on Facebook” – said no one ever.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick question: does anyone know if the “five second rule” also applies to liquids?
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:44 by @ConanOBrien Comments (0)  


   messageicon NASCAR tickets: $240 Parking: $12 Refreshments: $80 Being in the front row and getting to take home a piece of the car. (imbedded in your spleen): PRICELESS
←Rate | 02-23-2013 19:36 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon For all those gals that say, "All guys are the same": who told you to try them all..
←Rate | 04-10-2013 22:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you want to get married when the divorce rate is 70% and get a degree when there is no guarantee that it will actually get you a job?
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:38 by josh F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 03:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it would be cool to actually see a great white shark before I die, just not RIGHT before.
←Rate | 03-19-2012 17:40 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes all you can say about a person is, "Bless their hearts." Southerners will understand what I'm talking about
←Rate | 04-14-2012 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela's funeral?
←Rate | 12-11-2013 22:52 Comments (0)  



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