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   messageicon Oh for the love of Jesus please stop rep0sting this "If you want to remember you borrow money from them" sh!t. We have already seen it here ten times this week alone.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 02:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If size doesn't matter, how come my ex's vibrator wasn't three inches long and crooked?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I want for Christmas is for her let me stuff her stocking with my holiday joy.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 12:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Martin Luther King hit the snooze button like 40 times to try & get back to his awesome dream.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 18:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jeans fad.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 23:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to listen to mexican radio but I dont know what they are singing or saying so I just pretend they are singing about how awesome I am.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I'm sitting on bleachers and Half my nutsack falls asleep!WTF
←Rate | 12-27-2011 15:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music.
←Rate | 09-27-2014 15:53 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what my dogs named me?
←Rate | 11-18-2014 18:26 by BigSarge Comments (0)  


   messageicon (•)(•)(•) Total Recall
←Rate | 01-30-2015 06:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's next TLC...a little person that's a 600 pound tattooed Gypsy Polygamist woman wearing the wrong clothes with a family of 63 kids risking it all to return to the Amish hording ex husband and 6 ex wives to eat cakes like a boss and buy houses naked
←Rate | 02-03-2015 22:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found a grey pubic hair today. I didn’t freak out too much but the others in the elevator looked terrified.
←Rate | 04-18-2015 09:29 by Nipper Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come the official that handles the ball on every single play didn't notice they were under inflated??
←Rate | 05-11-2015 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my views on lesbian relationships? Preferably in HD.
←Rate | 07-01-2015 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear State Farm, the only thing worse than your commercials is your insurance...
←Rate | 09-23-2012 17:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What do we want?" "Hearing aids." "When do we want them?" "Hearing aids."
←Rate | 06-10-2013 17:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously B EGO. You need to stop this habit of liking the smell of your own sh*t, I mean your own p 0sts.
←Rate | 06-22-2013 03:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This year for Halloween I'm handing out Carmel covered onions. Halloween is fun.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 22:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They need to make a commercial for the lottery that's all about a guy using the money for revenge.
←Rate | 10-26-2012 16:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When buying new sunglasses, always ask yourself, “Do these make me look like a Kardashian or a pedophile?”
←Rate | 11-09-2012 14:30 Comments (0)  



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