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Screw the economy! I got a job for you, but it blows... 
Found the pot at the end of the rainbow but the Leprechaun somked it!
All bleeding stops……..eventually
was riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..
Facebook killed the Myspace star.
If you havent practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in-love.
what ever happened to blues clues? did that dog die
If you ask for my opinion, don't get upset when I give it to you.
If I ever become epileptic, I'm going to get a tattoo that reads Carpe Diem....for the irony....
The hardest part of letting go of someone you love... is the splat when they hit the ground.
Dear Diary: Facebook has replaced you.
u have twitter?-yes- facebook? -yes- tumblr? -yes- blog?-of course- life? I opened an account but I don't really use it!.
Apparently this is the letter “v” in Chinese: 维 Lets see American geese try to fly in that shape.
I just bought some "ribbed cotton tank t-shirts" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters.
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known
Google became a teenager today, so prepare yourself for it to become unreliable, moody, and unresponsive to your questions. Happy 13th BDay Google
Hey I like how you do your makeup! Really? Thanks :) Ya do you just dip your face in or use a brush?
Ashton Kutcher replaces Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.......Sheen's no longer winning is he?
Alcohol, explosives, rednecks, and cops.......hmmm anyone else feeling a country song coming on???
If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. 